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Timmy TeBowl
The Timmy TeBowl is when you smoke a bowl of medical marijuana laced with kief and hash oil.
The first known bowl was sparked in North Fair Oaks, CA.
Tim Tebow, who does not smoke medical marijuana, has been a commonly linked to medical marijuana.
The first known bowl was sparked in North Fair Oaks, CA.
Tim Tebow, who does not smoke medical marijuana, has been a commonly linked to medical marijuana.
Timmy TeBowl by baby slip September 19, 2012
Tebowginity
The anti-jock; the person who saves his virginity even though he is athletic, popular, smart, and well-liked.
-"Dude, do you want to go hit that party up and bang that cheerleader?"
-"No man, I'm saving my tebowginity for that Denver Broncos cheerleader."
-"No man, I'm saving my tebowginity for that Denver Broncos cheerleader."
Tebowginity by mitchek "hays your hays" hays December 18, 2011
Timmy TeBowl
Smoking a bowl of weed, keif, and hash/oil. The term was originated in North Fair Oaks Redwood City, CA. Also known as the Timmy T-business.
The combo of all three makes you want to #Tebow after a fat pull.
Tim Tebow does not smoke himself but has been passing drug tests for teammates since he redshirted at the University of Florida.
"Sucka-O" or "The Only Sucka I Know" was the first person to take a hit of the Timmy TeBowl. He
The combo of all three makes you want to #Tebow after a fat pull.
Tim Tebow does not smoke himself but has been passing drug tests for teammates since he redshirted at the University of Florida.
"Sucka-O" or "The Only Sucka I Know" was the first person to take a hit of the Timmy TeBowl. He
Ay dog my cousin made some oil, lets spark a Timmy TeBowl.
Wanna do a dab? Naw pack a Timmy TeBowl.
Hey Tim here's the cup. I'm gonna spark this Timmy T-Business with the receivers.
Daaaawg this Timmy TeBowl got me FUUUCKED up.
Wanna do a dab? Naw pack a Timmy TeBowl.
Hey Tim here's the cup. I'm gonna spark this Timmy T-Business with the receivers.
Daaaawg this Timmy TeBowl got me FUUUCKED up.
Timmy TeBowl by Sucka-O(the only sucka I know) June 10, 2013
Tebow blocking
Tebower: "Dude did you see me Tebow blocking today after 1st period?"
Friend: "Yeah man, you absolutely made everybody late."
Friend: "Yeah man, you absolutely made everybody late."
Tebow blocking by tafamustafa December 26, 2011
Tebowner
n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow
Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!
Tebowner by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009
Tim Tebowing
Guy:*get on one knee with a girl around
Girl: OMG no way are you proposing to me!
Guy: Ew no im Tim Tebowing
Girl: OMG no way are you proposing to me!
Guy: Ew no im Tim Tebowing
Tim Tebowing by Jep1011 January 7, 2012
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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