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She is so intelligent and outgoing. She can take your heart away. She will never turn on you and once she falls in love she falls in love. Always trust a tessarae. They shall never turn on you or make you feel uncomfortable. Tessarae's have an amazing smile and can make somebodys day with dancing around or just being silly. Tessarae's can make something totaly fun that can be realy boring. When they get hyper, I would suggest that you take a few steps back... ok a little more. But you can never forget a Tessarae.
Person 1: What do you want to do today?

Tessarae: Let's just have some fun and enjoy our selves.
Tessarae by Cheekah February 21, 2010

tessarightedness 

never being right about anything.
i cant believe the tessarightedness of that person. everything they said was wrong.
She is a one of a kind. Usually talented, hence the name. She's unique & has a great taste in friends. She doesn't fall in love easily, but she IS loving. She's trustworthy, but she likes to do what's right. She's be the greatest friend & she would never do anything intentionally to hurt somebody. She doesn't like to fight with people. She is willing to listen to ANY problem. She usually is beautiful, & her eyes shine like no other. She can brighten your day. She cares for whoever.
Friend ; " Tessarae helps when ever she can. "
Tessarae by Anonymous<33 April 21, 2011

Tessarcasm

Tessarcasm is a new brand of sarcasm.

Its made up of wit and smart retorts. It is the best and highest form of sarcasm where the victims are never aware that they have been served a dose of Tessarcasm.
You just had a taste of Tessarcasm
Tessarcasm by joyoftessa June 21, 2011

Teksavvy 

A piece of shit internet provider. Literally lies to there customers. Internet speeds up to a whooping 500Kbps.
Wow you have Teksavvy...sad
Teksavvy by LukeThePelican August 5, 2020
pronounced (tezar) refers to a species of Colombian buffalo known for it's rambunctious behavior. the echo of it's trademark bark strikes fear in the heart of sleeping humans, but instigates a wild ruckus among it's fellows. it's diet consists of hawaiian punch, monster, and captain. beware.
girl 1: what is that pounding?
girl 2: someone let the tesar out.
girl 1: oh...shit.
Tesar by paulthreepussies September 29, 2012
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Person 2:......
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