Teh Internetz
Teh Internetz by killeraucity August 26, 2009
Words you can keep
teh internetz
1. Place: The anti-world of the internet. Filled with dumb-fucks, spammers, cheaters, bots, noobs, and fakes.
2. Language: The (primary) language of teh internetz. Misspellings, and grammatical errors of the english language run rampant. When learning the language, it may help to bash your face into the keyboard between sentences.
2. Language: The (primary) language of teh internetz. Misspellings, and grammatical errors of the english language run rampant. When learning the language, it may help to bash your face into the keyboard between sentences.
John: I lost my way and ended up in teh internetz D:
Craig: LoL!1! tg ikk bde 5k Meh JusT @e a b@ge| XDXDXD
Craig: LoL!1! tg ikk bde 5k Meh JusT @e a b@ge| XDXDXD
teh internetz by Teh grammer freek ninjah April 6, 2011
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HA! HA! I'm using teh internet!
The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.
HA! HA! I'm using teh internet! by yoshi February 12, 2005
teh internets
A magical land comprised of interconnecting tubes clogged with pr0nz. It has become a common misnomer to associate teh internets with big trucks. This is false.
I found a video of my mom sucking poop out of a dead cow's ass on teh internets. It gave me a chubby.
teh internets by BennyC November 30, 2006
teh internets
Contarary to popular believe, it's not like a big truck you can just dump stuff on. It's more like a series of tubes.
The internet used to be for sharing usefull and interesting information. now it's a tool for hackers to steal your PC and a tool for 4chan and MySpace to spread it's horrors.
If you try your best, you can win some internets by doing the following:
* become an hero.
* make fun of furries.
* buy a lot of internets from An ISP.
* post funnies
(btw, The Internet is serious business)
The internet used to be for sharing usefull and interesting information. now it's a tool for hackers to steal your PC and a tool for 4chan and MySpace to spread it's horrors.
If you try your best, you can win some internets by doing the following:
* become an hero.
* make fun of furries.
* buy a lot of internets from An ISP.
* post funnies
(btw, The Internet is serious business)
teh internets by bronz July 23, 2007
teh internets
A word often used scornfully to point out a newbies lack of knowledge of the internet and distinctive language.
teh internets by Aaron Engstrom July 30, 2008
theinternetz.biz
Website with many user submitted videos, pics, and elaborate forum. Hybrid of many web 2.0 websites.
Larry: Hey man, this video is pretty funny!
Garry: Yeah man! You should add that to theinternetz.biz!
Barry: You will need to register to add that video, thankfully it's a breeze!
Larry: You're right guys!... ... ... LOLz
Garry: Yeah man! You should add that to theinternetz.biz!
Barry: You will need to register to add that video, thankfully it's a breeze!
Larry: You're right guys!... ... ... LOLz
theinternetz.biz by TheInternetz.biz January 27, 2009
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