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When a turtle sticks his head out, touches cloth and then retreats back into the bomb-bay doors, not to be seen again for several hours.
Whoa, I had a scary tegget earlier this morning.
tegget by Giovanni May 20, 2003
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Tengetile 

The smartest girl you'll ever meet. The very definition of awesome. If you are reading this, then you know a Tengetile, and you know they are pretty much perfect. Funny, witty, and you'll wonder how you ever lived without one.
I wish I was Tengetile (I wish I was awesome.)
Tengetile by joddybee March 25, 2010
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tuggetmunch

an annoying person who persists in bothering others
I can't believe you are so annoying. Why are you being such a tuggetmunch?
tuggetmunch by Sydney Frances April 21, 2011
A generally pejorative term on the same level as shit but less taboo. Can be used literally or metaphorically.
Believed to have originated in Chasetown.
When going number 2 somebody may remark, 'I am having a teg(gert)'
Or it can just mean something negative, 'Villa played teggert last season'.
teggert by Vanbento August 14, 2006
An annoying individual that constantly applies tags to a person on Facebook, even if the image or comment is not connected to that person.

"Did you see that new video of a donkey raping a panda?"
"Yea bro, that tagget keeps adding me to stupid shit like that."
"Did you see that new video of a donkey raping a panda?"
"Yea bro, that tagget keeps adding me to stupid shit like that."
tagget by HappyCamper337 August 12, 2015
Someone's left a teget in the shitter
teget by Emphoneybadger October 24, 2015
From the word townie people thatthink there solid and move therearms attop when they walk allways were Fred Perry Jackets that are like £100 but they getfor free cause there cheap
O look theres a tegger he thinks he is so solid
tegger by ihatechavs January 19, 2005
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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