11 definitions by Giovanni

tegget

When a turtle sticks his head out, touches cloth and then retreats back into the bomb-bay doors, not to be seen again for several hours.

Whoa, I had a scary tegget earlier this morning.

by Giovanni May 20, 2003

VaNni

VaNni>>>j00 LIKE OMG VANNI=SEX x YOUR MOTHER.COM I SWEAR.... O_O... VANNI OWNS YOU...

Me+boner=ur mother shut up im not talking about your mother like that im not GAY!! I SWEAR IM NOT GAY!!! STOP YELLING AT ME GRANDMOM!!

by Giovanni December 29, 2004

day

Day After Yesterday, one of the greatest bands.

Day owns your life, they are cool.

by Giovanni October 4, 2004

behemoth

a massive man specifically of Italian nationality, usually has unbelievable strength, is hilarious, and has a third leg.

Danny Esposito is a behemoth.

by Giovanni March 7, 2005

spabula

The spabula is the anatomical region between the butthole and the nutsack.After a very long hike with a sandy crotch, this area can become inflamed, leading to 'spabulitis'.

'Shit, my spabulitis is flaming'

by Giovanni April 26, 2003

shrimp dick

A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.

Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!

by Giovanni March 22, 2004

di di mau

vitanamise for "go, go quickly", and it is pronounced "diddy mow", NOT "diddy mowuu"

move, di di mau

by Giovanni January 14, 2004