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Telekenesis 

Literally, to move something from a distance (tele meaning from a distance, kenesis meaning motion).
I have the power of telekenesis, so i threw a car at my sister.

I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.
Telekenesis by mercethemerciless November 23, 2009
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Telekenesis 

The ability to move, pick-up, or otherwise manipulate an object with ones mind.
Telekenesis is featured well in the game "Psi-Ops".
A God like human that has the loins to impress the greatest of women.
Man, that guy is such a Teekens!
teekens by MiniTeeks November 6, 2013

telekenishish 

When two close friends have similar thoughts or coincidental telepathic-like situations occur.
*over phone*
Friend 1 "I'm eating cheap sushi right now"
Friend 2 "I bet you're having some cheap 12 piece sushi thats' $6.99
Friend 1 "O____O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Friend 2 "It's TELEKENISHISH"
telekenishish by thaartofdez August 7, 2006

telekenefric

The power to control the weather using only YOUR MIND!!

Pronounced:

TEL-eh-ken-Ef-riK
It's all YOUR fault the rain won't stop, you're keeping me prisoner with your telekenefric powers!
telekenefric by _Seraph_ August 10, 2005

telekenisis 

When a male or female gets heartbroken but decides to move on making music or going to the gym
Look at that guy over there he's lifting that weight like he had telekenisis
telekenisis by Rollings February 7, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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