A guy who is chill and cool, but extremely socially awkward. They probably listen to weezer or something like that
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by Yea Ii:” October 14, 2019
Get the teejayx6 mug.Telejerk is a term to describe how an individual and their partner engage in an act romance when they have been quarantined from each other, due to a sickness or pandemic, but the male still has the urge/need to blow a hot volcanic load of jism.
Well it’s official, Austin has contracted the coronavirus and is quarantined from the outside world, including his girlfriend Katie. I asked him how he’s going to give her the Mac sauce, and he said since Katie is in the corporate world and used to teleworking, that She will allow Austin to Telejerk whenever he feels the need. I hope Katie knows what she’s in for, Austin can blow loads all day any day. This cheesedick Keith we works with is jealous!
by Tee Cee Deez March 15, 2020
Get the Telejerk mug.Portmanteau of "teleworking" and "jerking". This occurs when you have an office job that requires such little time and effort, that on snowy days when employees telework from home, you can have several jerk-off sessions while technically being paid.
Such jobs are usually only afforded to government employees and sometimes government contractors, since deadlines don't mean anything to their bosses and they will be paid regardless of performance.
Such jobs are usually only afforded to government employees and sometimes government contractors, since deadlines don't mean anything to their bosses and they will be paid regardless of performance.
Rick: I telejerked yesterday and today. How do you feel knowing that your tax dollars go to pay me for choking my chicken two times before lunch while looking at porn on my work computer? Yeah, and that conference call at 2? I was shitting while I was on the phone. Tomorrow will be my third consecutive day of telejerking due to the chain of command in my office being populated by spineless men who employee only college interns and sassy black ladies that literally contribute nothing to the ability of our government to function.
by DHS Employee February 14, 2014
Get the telejerking mug.Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.
by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017
Get the premature treejaculation mug.A celebrity's knee-jerk reaction on Twitter by way of retweeting the post of a common user - the content of which was obviously constructed for the mere purpose of enticing the celebrity to retweet their post (e.g. @CelebrityName Your show last night had the most amazing impact on my life. Thank you!).
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