Noun: The moment of akward silence that proceeds after somebody you know makes an extremely bad, hapless, half-witted joke. Usually, it is a
desperate attempt to be
funny by said
person and the resulting teej encapsulates both deathly silence and pity for the creator of the teej. Nobody is immune
We were all at the restaurant and the waitress brought our pizza to our
table. We all thanked her but Jonny, who said "when you bent over to put down our food you were like the leaning tower of pizza" which made a total teej.
I was
sat with my mum and she made a really bad joke, she totally teejed the
moment.