tedgo

u already know the definitoin i dont need to tell u

Jim: hey look at that guy; he one hell of a tedgo
bill: jim ur dumb that is tedgo

by tedgofan October 14, 2019

Teddoom

A ritual for the Teddoomians. Often preformed by these people, Teddoom is a ritual that consists of doing quiet coyote, in a circle with five or more people. The ritual starts off by making a sacrifice to the Teddoom God; also Teddoom. The sacrifice has to be loved by one or more of the Teddoomians participating in the ritual. It has to be living. Once the sacrifice is made, the Teddoom chant has already begun. All the Teddoomians in the circle say “Teddoom” simultaneously, then tap their quiet coyotes three times. Any more than three times will lead to instantaneous death.

After dinner, we sacrificed Mom so we could participate in Teddoom!

by tcannon0004 October 10, 2018

Matthew Tedford

A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.

Hey, are you dating anyone?

Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!

Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedia March 31, 2013

Yo tengo

When you finish every single video from Albert/flamingo, you venture into the depths of the urban dictionary and try to find something not sexual. Then you hear the words :YO TENGO in your mind and decide to type that, and now you're here.

Girl in adopt and raise a new kid: OUT.
Albert: yo tengo
Albert: now she thinks we speak a different language.

by Wassapboi May 26, 2018

tego calderon

also known as tego calde.el abayalde.
el q bellaquea debajo de una palma.Puerto Rico, represent the jolny society.

"mi negrita linda tiene...chiquititos los ojitos..."

by siescierto May 3, 2004

tengo hacking

Commonly known as hacking and having a small penis on Phantom Forces.

Person 1: "Did you see that faggot tengo hacking on Phantom Forces?"
Person 2: "Yeah, lets votekick that loser"

by DarkEthnic June 1, 2020

Yo tengo

"YES" the reason why mrflimflam on Roblox was banned for 3 days and used as a joke by Albertsstuff and Flamingo on Youtube.

YO TENGO ALERT.

by Infinitesidedice 22 December 14, 2017