technocandy

slang for ecstasy.

the world would be a better place if everyone was on technocandy.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

technomancy

Magic or sorcery that involves machines and technology in its use or effects. Common uses include making something that was irreparably damaged continue to work properly or boosting a machine's efficiency and performance to past its technical limits.

Even with his extensive training in technomancy, Caderyn could not get the ancient device to operate.

by Housecat January 16, 2004

technocondriac

Someone who always assumes that something they have done is the cause of any technical problem that arises.

Never assumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.

Often n00bs are technocondriacs until they gain a certain level of confidence.

n00b: Omg, I broke all of MSN!
g44k: No, the system is down again, you technocondriac.

by voiceinsideyou February 21, 2005

technocalypse

When all technology fails. Most often happens during important presentations, speeches, and events.

My computer froze during my Kenyan Marathoner Study presentation technocalypse last night.

by pweids December 1, 2011

technocancer

technocancer is the term used for when someone has cancer but has no chance of dying

technoblade beats technocancer because technoblade never dies

by wolfpackformofbrokenheart September 14, 2021