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Technical Difficulties 

1.Slang. A word used to describe someone who is intoxicated.

2. A person who has slurred speech and wobbly stance as a result of being intoxicated is said to be having "Technical Difficulties".
"Sorry I couldn't show up to your gig mate, I was having a few technical difficulties"
Technical Difficulties by Mary February 3, 2004

Technical Difficulties 

A really epic band from santa barbara, ca.
thats technical difficulties!

Technical Difficulties 

When you play a "Trolling" song on TurnTable.fm and you want to piss the people in that lobby off.
Person 1: (Song going into Troll Mode) Whoops! Technical Difficulties!

Person 2: SKIP

Person 3: GET THIS SHIT OFF THE STAGE

Person 1: Sorry about that. Just because I was having some Technical Difficulties didn't mean you had to boot me off stage!

technical difficulties 

Grumblingly- humorous term for when someone connivingly "picks apart" a particular statement or condition that would ordinarily prevent him from performing some greatly-desired-by-him action --- i.e., he follows the "word" of the stipulation but not the spirit, so that hopefully he can achieve his unwelcome-to-you goal, after all.
Examples of "technical difficulties" regarding a lustful stud would be: (1) if you said, "Don't put it between my legs", and so he went at it from behind, or (2) if you told him, "Hands off my boobs", and so he played with them using his face and/or feet instead.
technical difficulties by QuacksO November 24, 2021

Technical Difficulties 

Holy crap guys, my car totally broke down so I wasn't able to be here at 4:30am CST Not my fault and I'm good at verbal contracts of whatever.
Hym "Ok. Sorry for the technical difficulties. So first order of business: it's a little racist to attribute 'black culture' as the cause of promiscuity in cases where men are having multiple 'babymamas.' According to the redpill guys that is how sex is generally distributed. This is caused by 'hypergamy' and/or 'pre-selection/social proof.' Women want to fuck either the best available mate (hypergamy) or they want to fuck the guy who is already fucking the other women (pre-selection/social proof). So, they all fuck the same guy (probably because his cock is fat) and wearing a condom doesn't feel as good and raising a kid is harder than fucking all of the women throwing themselves at you so they just aren't going to do it. What you're proposing isn't a real solution because the guys that are slutting out all of the women aren't watching your channel and/or have no reason to do what you're telling them to do. So, what you want is for ME to do the thing that THEY aren't doing because somehow I'M the problem here. Values aren't going to stop women from having a selection bypass or stop fat cocks from fucking your daughter. YOU want ME to 'clean up the mess' and 'work hard' for A company. That's your solution. Has nothing to do with 'black culture.' "

Technical Difficulties

Technical Difficulties please stand by
Youtube.com "The Simpsons"

Police stand down & temporary suspension of 911 services by region or province wide...
Call the fucking cops!

Technical Difficulties, please stand by. It's just a voice service loop.

Call 911!

Same thing Technical Difficulties please stand by.
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