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technickel difficulties 

When da stupid coin-operated machine malfunctions.
Simply pounding on da "insert 5¢" mechanism can sometimes solve technickel difficulties.
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Technical Difficulties 

1.Slang. A word used to describe someone who is intoxicated.

2. A person who has slurred speech and wobbly stance as a result of being intoxicated is said to be having "Technical Difficulties".
"Sorry I couldn't show up to your gig mate, I was having a few technical difficulties"
Technical Difficulties by Mary February 3, 2004

Technical Difficulties 

A really epic band from santa barbara, ca.
thats technical difficulties!

Technical Difficulties 

When you play a "Trolling" song on TurnTable.fm and you want to piss the people in that lobby off.
Person 1: (Song going into Troll Mode) Whoops! Technical Difficulties!

Person 2: SKIP

Person 3: GET THIS SHIT OFF THE STAGE

Person 1: Sorry about that. Just because I was having some Technical Difficulties didn't mean you had to boot me off stage!

technical difficulties 

Grumblingly- humorous term for when someone connivingly "picks apart" a particular statement or condition that would ordinarily prevent him from performing some greatly-desired-by-him action --- i.e., he follows the "word" of the stipulation but not the spirit, so that hopefully he can achieve his unwelcome-to-you goal, after all.
Examples of "technical difficulties" regarding a lustful stud would be: (1) if you said, "Don't put it between my legs", and so he went at it from behind, or (2) if you told him, "Hands off my boobs", and so he played with them using his face and/or feet instead.
technical difficulties by QuacksO November 24, 2021

Technical Difficulties 

Holy crap guys, my car totally broke down so I wasn't able to be here at 4:30am CST Not my fault and I'm good at verbal contracts of whatever.
Hym "Ok. Sorry for the technical difficulties. So first order of business: it's a little racist to attribute 'black culture' as the cause of promiscuity in cases where men are having multiple 'babymamas.' According to the redpill guys that is how sex is generally distributed. This is caused by 'hypergamy' and/or 'pre-selection/social proof.' Women want to fuck either the best available mate (hypergamy) or they want to fuck the guy who is already fucking the other women (pre-selection/social proof). So, they all fuck the same guy (probably because his cock is fat) and wearing a condom doesn't feel as good and raising a kid is harder than fucking all of the women throwing themselves at you so they just aren't going to do it. What you're proposing isn't a real solution because the guys that are slutting out all of the women aren't watching your channel and/or have no reason to do what you're telling them to do. So, what you want is for ME to do the thing that THEY aren't doing because somehow I'M the problem here. Values aren't going to stop women from having a selection bypass or stop fat cocks from fucking your daughter. YOU want ME to 'clean up the mess' and 'work hard' for A company. That's your solution. Has nothing to do with 'black culture.' "

Technical Difficulties

Technical Difficulties please stand by
Youtube.com "The Simpsons"

Police stand down & temporary suspension of 911 services by region or province wide...
Call the fucking cops!

Technical Difficulties, please stand by. It's just a voice service loop.

Call 911!

Same thing Technical Difficulties please stand by.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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