Team cost 

The team cost is basically that loser in the group who always slows you down and makes you lose. They are the one who is good at nothing except sitting on the bench, (sometimes they may fail at that too) Nobody wants a team cost on their team cause well.... they will make you lose. They are the person in the group who nobody wants to touch anything or do anything. The one time they were brought into the match you went from winning (21 -9) to 21-92. She was so bad at netball/basketball that the other team stopped defending her. She is the type of person who scored for the other team and crossed all the lines. She is the type of person who managed to make the team because their mom bribed the coach. She is almost like a bad luck charm because even if she doesn't play or do anything but sit on the bench she will still make her team lose.

Girl: Here comes Lucy
Guy: Who?
Girl: The team cost
Guy: Oh the last time she was in my team she scored for the other team
Girl: Oh the last time she was on my team she injured so many people the coach had to play for our team
Guy: Wow such a team cost.

Team cost by Bertha Zag September 12, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016