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A group of extremist right-wing conservatives who yell and wear stupid hats. Short for teabaggers.
The teabies hate the government and productive society and would rather you starve in the street than get any public support.
teabies by rnrsteve March 5, 2011
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Teabiscuit 

A British mentally disabled man or woman who dunks biscuits into hot cocoa and sticks it up their rectum.
Ya darn "Teabiscuit".
Teabiscuit by FatassCurls July 28, 2019
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Teagies, n.

Tea-party orgies.

When your lovely tea-party starts evolving into a raucous multi-patner sex jamborie, it is traditionally called a "Teagie" or the proper, English Orgy.
things you might overhear at a Teagie:

"I say, Mr. Farcy hosts the most stimulating Teagies that I have ever been a part of!"

"Yes, would you kindly pass me the Earl Gray and take off your pants?"

"Oh that's the spot. A little to the left. And hand me a crumpet."

"Would you like a little jam on your toast? *suggestive eyebrow wiggle*"
Teagies by Mr. Farcy and George March 20, 2010

Teablespoon

A corrective unit of measurement that is used when a recipe contains too little of a certain ingredient.
"This marinade only contains 1 teaspoon of garlic powder."
"That can't be right. Let's add a teablespoon instead."
Teablespoon by 10 wheel Moped March 15, 2023

teablespoon

a measure of four teaspoons: one tablespoon and one teaspoon
The recipe called for two teablespoons of sugar.
teablespoon by metr0_0 August 1, 2018

Tabiesha 

Your fave bookworm. Stans the best performer of all time.
Always horny but shy at thee same time.
Also a rat (wbk).
Tabiesha : "I love books!"
Us : "Y'all here sumn?"
Tabiesha by Gurl.I.Guess September 15, 2018

Teablespoon

The spoon size in between a tea spoon and a table spoon.
Xavier, did you put the teablespoon back in the drawer?
Teablespoon by Frenchie III April 19, 2024
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