Tea-Biscut
Tea-Biscut by gytonmybal October 3, 2012
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Captain Salty Tea-biscuits
"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.
Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?
Captain Salty Tea-biscuits by J to the V to the L August 29, 2012
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English Tea Biscuit
When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.
Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.
I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
English Tea Biscuit by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
Rich Tea Biscuit Lips
The opposite of ‘Drop The Bass Lips’, Rich Tea Biscuit Lips are lips that are dry and thin, making them terrible for head.
Rich Tea Biscuit Lips by Daniel Wee Wee Flannigan October 28, 2023
tea and biscuits
The nicer way to describe a friend with benefits or fuck buddy or the incident of a friend coming over for sex only.
Tom came over for tea and biscuits last night.
My tea and biscuits guy called me the other day but i was out on a date.
My tea and biscuits guy called me the other day but i was out on a date.
tea and biscuits by ava adorable August 16, 2008
cup of tea and a biscuit
cup of tea and a biscuit-to go have quick sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates an oral act.
-would you like to go for a cup of tea and a biscuit at that hotel darling!
-would you like to go for a cup of tea and a biscuit at that hotel darling!
to ask a possible person for quick perfect or near perfect sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates oral sex.comes from middle bro England.cup of tea and a biscuit.
cup of tea and a biscuit by don 12 December 21, 2013
Teabiscuit
A British mentally disabled man or woman who dunks biscuits into hot cocoa and sticks it up their rectum.
Teabiscuit by FatassCurls July 28, 2019
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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