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Titsprung 

adverb: When a man's shirt has been stretched out in the chest area by a woman wearing it.
Bill stood there appreciating his hot girlfriend's sexy double-d rack . . . until he put on his favorite t-shirt and noticed she'd worn it in the night and it was titsprung.
Titsprung by Bob Hutchins April 9, 2009
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titsphyxiate 

to cause to die or lose consciousness by being smothered by a girls big tits
So I was motor boating my girl's titties and she almost titsphyxiated me.
titsphyxiate by Helena210 January 22, 2008

txtspeak 

The irritating derivation of English for when you are getting charged per letter: The sentence "Greetings friend, what is it that you intend to do later tonite?" Could be translated into: "hi m8 wht u doin 2nite". Frequently used with mobile phones but increasingly online, eg. Instant Messaging. YOU CAN TYPE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT ON MESSENGER!
"im goin ou wiv me m8s l8r, u wan cum wiv us vere gunna b fit ladz"

"soz m8 cnt cum 2nite coz m givin birf agen innit"
txtspeak by AxTng1 February 24, 2005
when a woman spits/shoots breastmilk from her tits
"Have you seen Myleene Klass's video?"
"No. Why?"
"She titspits in her friends' drinks!"
"eww WTF!"
titspit by jjmunchkin July 16, 2013

Titsproportionate 

tits·pro·por·tion·ate

ˌtitsprəˈpôrSH(ə)nət/

adjective

When the breasts of a person are 2 different sizes.
"Geez Bub, that dear girl is so titsproportionate she won First and Third prize at the wet T-Shirt contest.

titspiration 

whenever you get inspired to do great things whenever you see a perfect pair of large boobs.
Did you see the Mona Lisa? That guy must have had some serious titspiration
titspiration by bassistforgod October 11, 2009