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biggest jay stan. has a pinterest board dedicated to jay called “for jay” and it’s full of corn. tayo ed’s number one fan is en_jakey. he’s also rlly funny and rad. everyone needs a tayoed in their life. live laugh tayoed!
“tayoed loves to see the jass jiggle”
“oh does he now…”
tayoed by en_jakey December 19, 2021
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Bent, Broken, Deformed, Messed up Beyond Recognition. Anything that's fucked up.
That guy is Tacoed
Tacoed by page0109 March 23, 2004
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Mexican Soft Tacoed 

the act of being hit on by occasionally one, yet usually multiple, hispanic men at one time. (generally in reference to white women)
Julie and Cindy went to this reggaeton concert and couldn't help but be constantly mexican soft tacoed.
When in Lake Tahoe you get extremely drunk, take muscle relaxers and hot tub every morning as well as have gay 80s dance parties, Oscar parties, and Debate parties. #Aceyducy
I got totally tahoed this morning ! We got tahoed at the baggage claim.
tahoed by Vanso44 June 17, 2016
Bent bicycle wheel.
I came off a curb and tacoed my wheel.
Tacoed by oldbiker January 8, 2010
The female version of tea-bagging
When Mike fell asleep, she went over and tacoed him!
Tacoed by OliverNCompany August 23, 2010
1. Getting bent in half.
2. Getting destroyed by another team in a game usually involving two or more players beating on a single enemy.
You guys got tacoed.
Tacoed by Tacoer August 18, 2013
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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