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1) the threesome set off.
2) if your partner agrees to a threesome you can have sex with another person, without it considered as a cheater. you can also have sex with the person of the same gender without being considered bisexual.
2) if your partner agrees to a threesome you can have sex with another person, without it considered as a cheater. you can also have sex with the person of the same gender without being considered bisexual.
by Me=Myself=I December 27, 2020
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sex is a way for young couples to express affection, and a way for married couples to make babies.
there are many forms of sex- fuck (dick in vagina), anal fuck (dick in ass), blowjob (dick in mouth), handjob (dick in hand), 69 (partners suck each others dick/vagina at the same time), eating out (vagina in mouth), fingering (vagina in hand), and so much more.
there are many forms of sex- fuck (dick in vagina), anal fuck (dick in ass), blowjob (dick in mouth), handjob (dick in hand), 69 (partners suck each others dick/vagina at the same time), eating out (vagina in mouth), fingering (vagina in hand), and so much more.
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
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1) when you bet on the first position used in a pornography.
2) when you bet how fast you will cum while having sex.
3) when you gamble on who will cum first in group sex.
anything like that
2) when you bet how fast you will cum while having sex.
3) when you gamble on who will cum first in group sex.
anything like that
Dave: "I bet you she will suck his cock first",
Bob: "no way he will fuck her immediately",
George: "are you guys sex gambling?",
Dave: "yeah",
George: "sex gambling is who will cum first, morons",
Bob: "also, and also who will cum first if me and Dave fuck you"
Bob: "no way he will fuck her immediately",
George: "are you guys sex gambling?",
Dave: "yeah",
George: "sex gambling is who will cum first, morons",
Bob: "also, and also who will cum first if me and Dave fuck you"
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
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Here's a little bit of sex poetry i wrote for my girl:
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.
It worked!!!
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.
It worked!!!
by Me=Myself=I July 04, 2020
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Sex school is where you learn about all the forms of sex and how to preform them.
Your homework varies between working with a class mate,
Working with a group of your classmates,
Doing on a family member.
Tests ate given by the teacher , who gets it preformed on them.
There is even once a year when students go for 4 weeks to sleep at school, and every night they sleep with someone else.
In sex school the only door is the main door, and clothing is forbidden.
When you walk into the classroom you must fuck the teacher, and while walking to your seat you must suck every boys dick, and lick every girls nipples.
It is the dream school.
Your homework varies between working with a class mate,
Working with a group of your classmates,
Doing on a family member.
Tests ate given by the teacher , who gets it preformed on them.
There is even once a year when students go for 4 weeks to sleep at school, and every night they sleep with someone else.
In sex school the only door is the main door, and clothing is forbidden.
When you walk into the classroom you must fuck the teacher, and while walking to your seat you must suck every boys dick, and lick every girls nipples.
It is the dream school.
Ever since i went to sex school, there hasn't one day that i didn't have sex in.
by Me=Myself=I August 15, 2020
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once i had a really hot classmate named Kate. Kate was really hot, and i was lucky enough to be paired with her in a class project.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.
She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.
She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.
then she got up, and rushed to her bedroom, and i followed. when i got there, she was nude, and had her legs spread open. I quickly stripped, and proceeded to fuck her tight pussy. "FASTER, HARDER", she yelled and I obliged. I was about to cum, when i relized something. "were not wearing condoms", i yelped. "oh, I don't mind", she said, "but if it makes you feel better". she pushed me off, and sucked my dick. "between slurps she said, "now you can cum", so i did. then i positioned myself that way she could suck my dick, and i could eat her out, while caressing her boobs.
if this sex story didn't get you horny, only actual sex will!
if this sex story didn't get you horny, only actual sex will!
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
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Anna: "I'm running low on money, and I need to pay taxes",
Mark: "I'll pay your taxes for you if you sleep with me tonight",
Anna: "no way, fuck off",
Mark: "no, I'm going to fuck you",
Anna: "you're such a sex taxer"
Mark: "I'll pay your taxes for you if you sleep with me tonight",
Anna: "no way, fuck off",
Mark: "no, I'm going to fuck you",
Anna: "you're such a sex taxer"
by Me=Myself=I December 23, 2020
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