if you look at your mom's boobs you will burn in fiery hell for the rest of eternity.
unless your mom's a slut
unless your mom's a slut
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
1) The males private frontal part. (noun)
2) The part in the male's body, used most often for sexual intercourse. (noun)
3) A very annoying obnoxious person. (adjective)
4) What grows and hardens when revealed to sexual or arousing content. (noun)
penis; cock;
2) The part in the male's body, used most often for sexual intercourse. (noun)
3) A very annoying obnoxious person. (adjective)
4) What grows and hardens when revealed to sexual or arousing content. (noun)
penis; cock;
1) I'm a man and I have a dick.
2) I fucked her with my dick.
3) Donald Trump is such a dick.
4) she lifted her dress showing her tight bra and a wet thong, and my dick got really hard.
2) I fucked her with my dick.
3) Donald Trump is such a dick.
4) she lifted her dress showing her tight bra and a wet thong, and my dick got really hard.
by Me=Myself=I December 21, 2020
by Me=Myself=I July 02, 2020
Here's a little bit of sex poetry i wrote for my girl:
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.
It worked!!!
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.
It worked!!!
by Me=Myself=I July 04, 2020
once i had a really hot classmate named Kate. Kate was really hot, and i was lucky enough to be paired with her in a class project.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.
She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.
She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.
then she got up, and rushed to her bedroom, and i followed. when i got there, she was nude, and had her legs spread open. I quickly stripped, and proceeded to fuck her tight pussy. "FASTER, HARDER", she yelled and I obliged. I was about to cum, when i relized something. "were not wearing condoms", i yelped. "oh, I don't mind", she said, "but if it makes you feel better". she pushed me off, and sucked my dick. "between slurps she said, "now you can cum", so i did. then i positioned myself that way she could suck my dick, and i could eat her out, while caressing her boobs.
if this sex story didn't get you horny, only actual sex will!
if this sex story didn't get you horny, only actual sex will!
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
by Me=Myself=I August 26, 2020
1) the threesome set off.
2) if your partner agrees to a threesome you can have sex with another person, without it considered as a cheater. you can also have sex with the person of the same gender without being considered bisexual.
2) if your partner agrees to a threesome you can have sex with another person, without it considered as a cheater. you can also have sex with the person of the same gender without being considered bisexual.
by Me=Myself=I December 27, 2020