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paul’s tavern 

A. The greatest Tavern ever
B. What the fuck kind of bar was that.
Paul’s Tavern it may not be the best bar but it is then cheapest.
Paul’s tavern where the women are….here
paul’s tavern by Captkoolbrazilian September 13, 2021

Paul's Tavern

The best damn watering hole out there! Also the best damn deceased animal museum?!
Do you like taxidermy and beer? Well head on down to Paul’s Tavern!

Our top shelf is most places bottom shelf….like under the sink shelf. Paul's Tavern

Come down to Paul’s where the women are….here. Paul’s Tavern
Paul's Tavern by Captkoolbrazilian October 11, 2021

Paul's Tavern

The best damn watering hole out there! Also the best damn deceased animal museum?!
Do you like taxidermy and beer? Well head on down to Paul’s Tavern!

Our top shelf is most places bottom shelf….like under the sink shelf. Paul's Tavern

Come down to Paul’s where the women are….here. Paul’s Tavern
Paul's Tavern by Captkoolbrazilian October 11, 2021

Big Dan's Tavern Customer 

A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.
Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.

tavern shack

A bedroom commonly dedicated to fucking the baddest bitches and hangin with the most gucci homies.
"Yo Dan, wanna go fuck some bitches in the tavern shack?", Said Ty and Ash.
tavern shack by Dick Pumper January 28, 2014

tavern shit 

a massive dump taken after consuming the questionably prepared food at a local tavern or bar
Hey man u wanna hit up the tavern later for some wings?

No way man last time stoner Carl cooked my wings and i had the Tavern shits all night!
tavern shit by adamflb21 February 22, 2008