Taunch

Someone who frequently calls herself "the perfect child/person". Really good at hitting the wall. Normally can only be matched for sassy critique and intensity by Abby Lee Miller, professional dancer and criminal. Solid 6/10 at beer pong — would be higher except she hits the rosé too hard. Solid 10/10 person. Can often be found yelling "get rekt mayo", "shame little boys" and "that is not okay".

Flat Dad: "Taunch was fucked tonight, ay."
Kitchen Bitch: "Seeing as she fell down the wall, yeah."

Person One: "Name ONE person who can beat Abby Lee Miller in a fight."
Person Two: "Taunch."

by SisterExport March 5, 2017

Tingy taunch

When you want just a smidge of the good stuff then you get it and it’s taunch (amazing)

This stuff is tingy taunch

by Nikaren August 13, 2020

Raunch-a-taunch

Anything catagorized by textures,smells,tastes or visuals that assault the senses in a particularly unpleasant fashion.
i.e.: An overly dramatic way to say "raunchy" or "gross"

Tim: "Last night I got with this chick who smelled like a bag of fast food I left in my car for an entire july."

Ron; "Dude, that is so raunch-a-taunch"

Tim:"But I liked it kinda"

Ron; "You are a homosexual"

Tim: "You're cute"

Ron "Let's kiss"

Tim: "I love you"

by Lauren27 October 19, 2006

Munch the trunch

Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.

I’m emigrating! Madonna’s threatened to go down on me and munch the trunch!

by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016

tunchi

Tunchi is a slang term for synthetic marijuana, or spice.

He hit the tunchi and couldnt move. I cant smoke no tunchi no more...

by Louie V sav February 26, 2017

Trunched

The act of taking a dank shot of heroin and then fucking super hard.

Hey you want to go down by the river and get absolutely trunched?

by A.Finch January 15, 2016

Trunch-Master

1. A Trunch-Master is a hillbilly type person who possess an overbite, pants that are at least three sizes too big for them, and are worn at least three inches under their waste line with the assumption that they are being worn correctly.

"Billy Bob is such a Trunch-Master!"

by Sean Sizemore December 13, 2007