Someone who frequently calls herself "the perfect child/person". Really good at hitting the wall. Normally can only be matched for sassy critique and intensity by Abby Lee Miller, professional dancer and criminal. Solid 6/10 at beer pong — would be higher except she hits the rosé too hard. Solid 10/10 person. Can often be found yelling "get rekt mayo", "shame little boys" and "that is not okay".
Flat Dad: "Taunch was fucked tonight, ay."
Kitchen Bitch: "Seeing as she fell down the wall, yeah."
Person One: "Name ONE person who can beat Abby Lee Miller in a fight."
Person Two: "Taunch."
Kitchen Bitch: "Seeing as she fell down the wall, yeah."
Person One: "Name ONE person who can beat Abby Lee Miller in a fight."
Person Two: "Taunch."
by SisterExport March 5, 2017
Excessively intoxicated on alcohol.
by O'Yhetti February 27, 2018
This stuff is tingy taunch
by Nikaren August 14, 2020
Anything catagorized by textures,smells,tastes or visuals that assault the senses in a particularly unpleasant fashion.
i.e.: An overly dramatic way to say "raunchy" or "gross"
i.e.: An overly dramatic way to say "raunchy" or "gross"
Tim: "Last night I got with this chick who smelled like a bag of fast food I left in my car for an entire july."
Ron; "Dude, that is so raunch-a-taunch"
Tim:"But I liked it kinda"
Ron; "You are a homosexual"
Tim: "You're cute"
Ron "Let's kiss"
Tim: "I love you"
Ron; "Dude, that is so raunch-a-taunch"
Tim:"But I liked it kinda"
Ron; "You are a homosexual"
Tim: "You're cute"
Ron "Let's kiss"
Tim: "I love you"
by Lauren27 October 19, 2006