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Taunting the Octopus

When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.
Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!

The Manly Sport of Bear Taunting 

When not attending to his duties, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia can be found in the woods, in his robes, with a stick, poking a brown bear -- the manly sport of Bear Taunting.
The October 17th, 2002 edition of "Tom the Dancing Bug". Can be found on Salon.com.

tauntingly close 

A phrase used to describe how sumthing that is taunting u.

Some thing that would have been good if it happend and almost did, but somehow didnt occur.
Person: That was tauntingly close

Hitting the cross bar from 50yards, can be called "Tauntingly Close"
tauntingly close by Dead-Eric December 1, 2007
The act of someone taunting in conversation out of no where. To have a normal convo and then all of. A sudden a burst of anger or insult is aimed and fired.
Jim casually approached Annie with a hello, as she was clearly getting talting back at him with a “loser” insult thrown at him.
talting by Blumkinmcpie May 11, 2018

Taunting Grief

1.) Word can’t even describe how evil this act is. It is to have no mercy, no compassion, empathy or RESPECT.

2.) To find happiness in someone pain and suffering. To laugh in a group setting (evil)
3.) To instigate any more pain eagerly to another individual, family, friends etc.
Taunting Grief not at a funeral

Gooch Taunting

When you spill a beverage on your shirt
My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.
Gooch Taunting by SaverOfHumens March 24, 2010