taulting
Get the taulting mug.
Taunting the Octopus
When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.
Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.
Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!
Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!
Taunting the Octopus by vert flacon June 26, 2006
Related Words
The Manly Sport of Bear Taunting
When not attending to his duties, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia can be found in the woods, in his robes, with a stick, poking a brown bear -- the manly sport of Bear Taunting.
The Manly Sport of Bear Taunting by Alexi Franklin March 14, 2005
tauntingly close
A phrase used to describe how sumthing that is taunting u.
Some thing that would have been good if it happend and almost did, but somehow didnt occur.
Some thing that would have been good if it happend and almost did, but somehow didnt occur.
Person: That was tauntingly close
Hitting the cross bar from 50yards, can be called "Tauntingly Close"
Hitting the cross bar from 50yards, can be called "Tauntingly Close"
tauntingly close by Dead-Eric December 1, 2007
talting
The act of someone taunting in conversation out of no where. To have a normal convo and then all of. A sudden a burst of anger or insult is aimed and fired.
Jim casually approached Annie with a hello, as she was clearly getting talting back at him with a “loser” insult thrown at him.
talting by Blumkinmcpie May 11, 2018
Gooch Taunting
Gooch Taunting by SaverOfHumens March 24, 2010
Dot-Taunting
Origin - Social Media jargon in association to messenger apps, including but not limited to, Facebook.
1.) Verb - The conscious act of starting to type then stopping to induce a reaction (typically negative & emotional) from the receiving party;
2.) Verb - The intentional act of intentionally typing, deleting, and re-typing (usually nonsense) and lastly suddenly logging off without sending any message for the sheer satisfaction of knowing that the other person is an avid dot watcher resulting in an unfavorable emotional response in the receiving party, in which their own anxiety/panic level starts rising with each key stroke at the endless possibilities of the unknown;
3.) Verb - that moment when you suddenly realize that you are either being fucked around with by some maniacal bitch who knows that you obsessively dot watching, or that same person sending the message is so pissed off that you are scared to read the book that is being written.
Please see Dot watch
1.) Verb - The conscious act of starting to type then stopping to induce a reaction (typically negative & emotional) from the receiving party;
2.) Verb - The intentional act of intentionally typing, deleting, and re-typing (usually nonsense) and lastly suddenly logging off without sending any message for the sheer satisfaction of knowing that the other person is an avid dot watcher resulting in an unfavorable emotional response in the receiving party, in which their own anxiety/panic level starts rising with each key stroke at the endless possibilities of the unknown;
3.) Verb - that moment when you suddenly realize that you are either being fucked around with by some maniacal bitch who knows that you obsessively dot watching, or that same person sending the message is so pissed off that you are scared to read the book that is being written.
Please see Dot watch
Example, "So after we went out on our first date, we started messaging about strange sexual fantasies, and that is when I realuzed that I was a victim of Dot-Taunting for over an hour! I guess she really wasn't into me, bro."
Dot-Taunting by .~TheVelvetHammer October 26, 2015