taulet 

Jacob’s N wife, they are meant for each other even though there families don’t want them together they give zero fucks and are each others soulmates, amen

Taulet will marry Jacob, punto

taulet by Chanirys July 22, 2023

Tablet Baby 

(A.K.A iPad baby) A person typically in high school born post-2004, who has the attention of a goldfish. You can just tell as a child they had a tablet glued to their face. Can be used as an insult.

You can't stand still for ten seconds without the urge to look at a screen you fucking tablet baby.

(90% of competitive Fortnite players)

Tablet Baby by pharmius February 9, 2021

tablet zombie 

opt. 'mobile zombie' people with a device in hands, frozen in space, as if going somewhere, their need to respond to a new e-mail or check updates caught them by surprise.

These people can walk slowly with their tablet or mobile in hands, reminding zombies. Sometimes they hide in far cafe corners and become similar to a self-absorbed plankton, swaying on the waves.

By ignoring surroundings tablet zombies can create dangerous situations in public spaces such as subway or street. Some users say that they can do the familiar path having no problems, without looking at the road. However, this leads to many risks...

- How did you get that bruise?!
- Yesterday I went to a mall and I've slammed my forehead into a strange guy!
- Holy cow!
- Yeah, that crazy guy was keeping staring at his Samsung right before getting off from the escalator!
- It was a tablet zombie by the way
- Wow! They are here!

tablet zombie by digitalvocabulary.com June 12, 2014

salt tablet 

A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it

Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!

salt tablet by Peetiewonder February 7, 2007

Pirin Tablets 

Aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

Armand: Are you giving him drugs? What the hell are pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

Pirin Tablets by salsashark914 July 1, 2012

Tabletoparoosky 

Verb,

The act of placing a man on a table on his back, and doing him in the ass while sucking his dick. It is often referred to as the move that is easily worth breaking the most expensive table in the world to do.

Guy 1: Wow, that tabletoparoosky was crazy!

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definelty worth breaking your solid gold, diamond encrusted table!

Tabletoparoosky by Thenaughtysailor October 23, 2011

Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....

I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch

Riflemans Sleeping Tablet by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010