tartyness 

That horrible dry unsatisfactory feeling on your tounge like rubber against a clean floor making it squeak or like fine sand paper coating your mouth pertaining to something you eat or consume

I ate a lemon causing tartyness.
Why do these foods feel weird it's as if they have a tartyness to them.

tartyness by The Kirk Cobain cracker December 14, 2021

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness 

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness by Tom from March 27, 2007

textyness 

overwhellmed with to many texts!

Matt Hanson is way too textyness for me!

textyness by xojenmeganox March 8, 2011

tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

tardness by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

tardiness 

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

tardiness by spronkey November 30, 2003

Retort Tardiness 

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

Retort Tardiness by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Macro Ziggurat of tartness

1 lemon on a sombrero on top of 7 pizza boxes on top of a GIANT pizza box. Used for worshiping Lemon o' tart

Guy 1:time to pray at the Macro Ziggurat of tartness
Guy 2:dude your are weird

Macro Ziggurat of tartness by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 22, 2019