Tarquins

Tarquin(s) is a name to describe any douchebag of middle or upper class origin.

Notable habits include use of unecessary vocabulary, and their pursual of women by pretending to be interested in poetry. They tend to buy fair trade and are often vegetarian.

Coldplay and Keane are all Tarquins.

by MrSmiff August 26, 2009

Tarquin

Some would describe as piffle whizz dong but on further acquaintance can only be described as fucking hot, sexy, funny, smart, totally delicious, tummy churningly yummy. Love love love .............The cougar says I LIKE IT

piffle.....grrrr............wow....that Tarquin is one hot piece of ass

by Prokarenadol April 24, 2010

tarquin

A person who appears on a bluetooth search, but you will be unable to locate or find ever again. No matter how many people there are in the room/train/church/etc.

I tried searching for 'Foxxxy' on bluetooth again. I'm beginning to think this is a tarquin.

by i love tarquin December 04, 2007

Tarquin

Tarquin's are funny, smart and talkative. Most Tarquin's either are very attractive and caring, or very attractive, but a dick to everyone.
Personally I know a few Tarquin's, and they aren't dicks to me.

E.g.

Girl 1:
"Do you like tarquin, I think he's a bit of a dick."
Girl 2:
"Yes! Tarquin isn't a dick he's cute and funny, I'd totally date him!"

by xX_420_Blaze_It_Mate_Xx April 07, 2017

tarquin

reference of acknowledgement to a minor acquiantance whose first name your unsure of!

Hi Tarquin how are you?

by Jim Lindsay October 09, 2006

tarquin

a pantsless schmoozer who rapes women (or men, as it were).

thsi type of person also can be used as an alias when going in-disguise on-stage for cultural shows.

often full of wisdom because of their seniority, hence the anomaly of the tarquin.

naomi went on stage when they called her up, but told the mc her name was 'tarquin.' now everyone's gonna think she's a rapist.

by betchdeck November 05, 2009

Tarquin

A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.

I am Tarquin; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.

by Magic Madam December 14, 2008