Tarquins 

Tarquin(s) is a name to describe any douchebag of middle or upper class origin.

Notable habits include use of unecessary vocabulary, and their pursual of women by pretending to be interested in poetry. They tend to buy fair trade and are often vegetarian.

Coldplay and Keane are all Tarquins.

Tarquins by MrSmiff August 26, 2009

Tarquinius

When a person conducts themselves in the most exemplary way possible. The person will be very toff-like.

A person rowing across a lake with arms flailing and un-coordinated, would be the opposite of someone executing the action in a tarquinius fashion. A tarquinius rower would not only display exemplary rowing skills, but will also be wearing only the finest attire and will be outstandingly groomed.

Tarquinius by CD463 April 25, 2013

Tarquin Wagemaker 

Most amazing caring lovable person u will ever know. She will always make u smile when u sad and will always have the time of your life with her. She's perfect in every single way and any guy would be lucky to be with someone that amazing. She will change your life for the better and every moment you are not with her is like your life isn't complete. She is the best friend you will ever have and no matter what you will always be totally and completely in love with her.

She's so amazing, that must be Tarquin Wagemaker

Tarquin Wagemaker by Kç!R£Ð September 5, 2011

tarquini 

Known to roam Eastern Europe and the Americas. A natural born killer who can't be stopped once he has caught the scent of his prey. Easily identified by soulless eyes and a devastatingly obvious lack of emotion. Be vary cautious if contact is unavoidable.

That boy is a tarquini...it's best you stay away.

tarquini by BewareTheStare September 28, 2010

Tarquinius Superbus 

Roman leader who listed raping, pillaging and plundering among his highest interests. Had a long plait. Used it to strangle unsuspecting males.

"Oho! Oh no! Tarquinius Superbus has just raped, pillaged and plundered me with his plait!"

Tarquinius Superbus by Maria Gonzales September 13, 2008

Churchwell tarquin 

A backstabbing crappy magician who claims to have trained David Blaine

Tarquin Churchwell of MAGIC V1 on Filetopia
Username: Whodini

Churchwell tarquin by Tarquin Churchwell December 16, 2004

Tarquin Churchwell 

A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.

I am Tarquin Churchwell; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.

Tarquin Churchwell by Magic Madam December 9, 2008