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Tarquins 

Tarquin(s) is a name to describe any douchebag of middle or upper class origin.

Notable habits include use of unecessary vocabulary, and their pursual of women by pretending to be interested in poetry. They tend to buy fair trade and are often vegetarian.
Coldplay and Keane are all Tarquins.
Tarquins by MrSmiff August 26, 2009