tarlton 

Really cool dudes with this last name and they are really big in the pants

I know a guy with the last name tarlton

tarlton by Ubrandeffguy August 24, 2023

tarleton 

Tarleton is a place where dreams go to die . found between Southport and Preston, tarleton is the definition of irrelevant. Filled with a mix of grandparents, road men and Tories, its main attraction is a massive field by the name of carr lane, where all of the youngsters play football or smoke weed. It is mainly run by 16 year olds on mopeds and gangs of 13 year olds. Tarleton rarely sees and crime or fights but if its happening it will be on a Friday at marks square. Avoid tarleton if possible.

"do you want to go to tarleton"

"no there is nothing top do"

tarleton by dblack123 April 27, 2022

Tarleton State University 

Founded in 1899 by John Tarleton (and maybe even his duck Oscar P!) it's an undercover party school that's sometimes referred to as 'generic',
'bootleg', or 'little' A&M. Tarleton is big on traditions and school spirit. Located smack in the middle of Stephenville, Tx (also known as the 'Cowboy Capital of the World'); the 'country' look and lifestyle has rubbed off on a majority of the students, so be prepared to see boots and Wranglers (Tarleton is also an Ag school). Everyone is very friendly, polite, and nice, and the men will always hold the door open for a lady. Unfortunatly Tarleton has become infamous for the 'incident' with an MLK party that occured in January of 2007, but from a first hand account the students are NOT racist! Tarleton as mentioned earlier, is a true party school. Most people leave the parties drunk or completly shit face, but no worries, there's always a designated driver. Fraternities or other various student organizations are big on campus, and many people join them. The weekend starts on Thursday evening and ends at about 4 or 5 o'clock on Sunday morning. Bar nights are a way of life, and you'll meet many many amazing people. You'll get a quality education and it has some of the cheapest tuition in the state. All in all its a wonderful place to go, if you want to attend a smaller university.

(April of Senior Year)
Chelsea: I got accepted into Tarleton State University!
John: Where's that at?
Chelsea: Stephenville!
John: Ha, yeah, you have fun in the middle of nowhere!
Chelsea: Whatever!

6 months later
Chelsea: Woohoo! I'm having soo much fun out at Tarleton! How have things been for you?
John: Dude, my college is so lame! I'm so bored. Sorry for bashing Tarleton way back when!
Chelsea: It's okay!
John: So, uh, do you know the transfer requirements?
Chelsea: Oh, John! Haha!
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Tarleton State University by BrokeRich December 22, 2008

Tarletonitis 

After being ranked number 2 for most reported STD's Tarleton State University bore a hybrid which include (but arent limited too)Herpes/Gonahria/Aids/Crabs

Dude, you didnt double bag it? you better hope you didnt get Tarletonitis

Tarletonitis by Well_Hungarian June 24, 2003

Talton

Awesome, Thoughtful, and awesome person. Usually, drug-free anybody would be lucky to have a person named Talton with them.

Man, that Talton is an so sincere we could talk all night and I wouldn't get bored!

Talton by HighTopSamurai August 17, 2018

Talton

Name given to an extreme pot head

That kid smoking the bowl is a Talton!

Talton by thebuffkid January 4, 2010

tartongue 

When your high quality joint is smoked down to the stub ... and... you can get it lit. There you go. taste it for awhile.

Damn girl ... that last toke was sweet! ... Got some of that tartongue going tho ...... just let me take a shot here ....

tartongue by stilldajoker September 8, 2020