Definitions by stilldajoker

crunch 

verb --- to diminish or compromise someone's projected ideal.

Man, you just crunched the point I was talking about!

What? ... Are you trying to crunch our entire platform?

crunch by stilldajoker September 29, 2021

tartongue 

When your high quality joint is smoked down to the stub ... and... you can get it lit. There you go. taste it for awhile.

Damn girl ... that last toke was sweet! ... Got some of that tartongue going tho ...... just let me take a shot here ....

tartongue by stilldajoker September 8, 2020

MeFA 

stands for : Medium Functioning Alcoholics. Unlike high functioning alcoholics (HFA's) like drunk doctors and lawyers, MeFA's do honest, everyday wage jobs after getting fucked up on some or maybe all nights of the week.

Yeah --- my eyes are bloodshot, but check out this MeFA when i unload this entire truck in 20 minutes with this forklift!

MeFA by stilldajoker June 5, 2017

sogdog 

when you try to smoke a cigar in high humidity and it loads up with so much moisture it won't stay lit.

Yeah --- I lit up a nine dollar cigar and couldn't even get halfway before it turned into a sogdog and had to be launched.

sogdog by stilldajoker June 11, 2015