targel

a crazy man, a psycho.

dr. targel's sanity show

by guess March 27, 2003

Targer

Someone who is loud, obnoxious and confrontational; especially a woman.

Irish slang. Especially in Dublin.

-Have you asked Fiona to stop stealing your lunch?
-Not yet. I'm a little afraid of her. She's an awful targer.

by MasterJackeen January 25, 2014

dick target

is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.

I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.

by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007

Targé

When you shop at Target wearing 69 layers of high-end clothing, and think it's cool.

Britney: hey do you like my Gucci outfit? I'm going to Target today.
Lisa: I'm guessing you're going to targé too.

by MyMilkshakeBringsAllTheBoysToT March 24, 2019

target effect

The result of going into a store, intending to buy a few things, and leaving with much more. Frequently happens while shopping at Target.

Person 1 before shopping: Ok, we're just going for a few grocery items
Person 1 afterwards: I don't know where to store my new kitchen set, plastic bins, or towel rack. Why do I have so much food?
Person 2: That is what we call the target effect

by squeee May 12, 2014

targetwalm

The name of the Instagram account @targetwalm_, the name itself being a combination of Target and Walmart. He is a literal god in meme standpoint and has over 1k of his followers (nicknamed "shoppers"). Targetwalm himself is an American based meme creator. He is an Atlanta resident who works at Burger King (ironically), and has gone on multiple tours (the next being WalmTour 2018, which is hopefully coming to the Philidelphia area and other east coast stops).

Yo did you see this meme by Targetwalm? It's HILARIOUS!

by l1z4rd.b01 February 28, 2018

target cart attendant

if they didnt exist, target would die

LOD: wow, target cart attendant, if you didnt exist, target would die

by imsosorryforyou February 15, 2010