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tardwife 

Tardwife, combining traditional values and gender roles with intense retardation.
Don’t need a tradwife, need a tardwife
tardwife by Jockie McBeezer October 19, 2023
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Short for "traditional wife" (that is to say, a female homemaker).

The word has nothing to do with neo-nazism as some definitions here have suggested, it's just stands for "traditional wife". Some women choose to do that, and some women don't. Each person has a right to pursue happiness as they see fit, right?
Woman A on twitter: I'm thinking about quitting my job and doing the tradwife thing.

Woman B on twitter: How fucking dare you?!? The civil rights activists who fought to give you your rights, they must be spinning in their graves right now!!!

Woman C on twitter: Actually, those activists fought for her being able to CHOOSE whatever job she wants. So if she wants to choose the full-time homemaker job, then what goddamn business is that of yours, you anti-freedom authoritarian asshole?
tradwife by durpthesecond October 4, 2019
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Short for "traditional wife." Used in alt-right circles to refer to women that embody traditionally feminine and wifely qualities (submissiveness, chastity, willingness to do household chores, etc).
She wants children and is fine with me working so she doesn't have to, so it's possible she could make a good tradwife.
tradwife by Marek Möhling February 2, 2017
Word of the Day on September 6, 2022
A woman who believes in the sanctity of marriage as God intended it. Usually but not always religious. Believes that a woman’s duty is to provide a loving and nurturing home environment for her husband, children and herself. Enjoys learning new skills and hobbies that usually involve creativity in the kitchen of craft room, as well as looking her very best. She is typically happiest when she can put a smile on her loved ones faces and is recognized for the glorious atmosphere she not only creates, but embodies. She has no qualms about submitting to the loving man she chose to marry, and if done right, she does not believe in divorce (except in the case of adultery, as the Bible states).
Janet: Me and my husband have both been working full time in our marriage, but I’m pregnant with my first child. He says he’ll be able to financially support us while I’m rearing our little darling. I never thought I would get to do the tradwife thing!
Janine: wow, that’s wonderful. I know you’re so relieved that you won’t have to worry about who’s raising the little one.
Janet: absolutely. No expensive daycare and nanny cams for me!
TradWife by JanieBee June 14, 2023
A right wing thot who couldn't find a real man so she marries a right wing incel for their money or government handouts. Says she loves her husband but once she finds a non-incel such as a liberal or non-white she gets horny and goes on racist tirades. Until she inevitably cheats on him with an actual man or a family member.
Tradwifes are the biggest sluts or tend to be former sluts. Only incels with low standards have sex with or merry them.
Tradwife by Burn Mar-a-Lago September 3, 2023
Short for "traditional wife." Used in alt-right circles to refer to transsexual women or "traps" that embody traditionally feminine and wifely qualities (submissiveness, chastity, willingness to do household chores, etc).
My tradwife's dick is bigger than mine, but she still washes my clothes for me.
tradwife by Esse Kay October 16, 2016

Mountain Dew Tradwife 

Mountain Dew Tradwife, or MDT for short, is an ultra christian propaganda project. Created in 2001, after the September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, to protect the US citizens, MDT has been known to the public thanks to some controversies regarding it’s instagram DMs.
« I hate minorities », MDT texted in a pornographic group chat fetishizing people with dwarfism (its ok tho she’s just a silly girl).
I’ve been targeted by Mountain Dew Tradwife: Im going to hand myself.

Mountain Dew Tradwife is blond

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