Tardtronic

When you are a retard when it comes to electronics, computers, phones, palm pilots, ect...

I looked at Lexi as i fiddled with the remote unsuccessfully and said to her "I can't help that I'm Tardtronic." she frowned and asked "what's tardtronic?" "It's when you are retarded when it comes to electronics." i grinned and added "I just made that up."

Tardtronic by Annee_S May 6, 2009

tardtanic

when a retards attempt at hygene is destroyed by a giant bowel movement floating in the bath tub

"don't touch me tardtanic!"

tardtanic by bigtall March 23, 2008

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Tardtronic • tardtanic • Tardonics

Tardonics

The language of retards, or someone who speaks stupidly.

He's making no sense whatsoever. He's speaking Tardonics.

Tardonics by Broadacres January 17, 2011

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Tardtanic

A windowed van, typically a Ford E-Series, used for transporting groups of retarded people from location to location. Can be seen parked outside mall food courts, zoos, parks, and any other place tards congregate.

A Tardtanic just pulled up to the food court entrance at the mall.

Tardtanic by xXXXXXXXXx March 26, 2020

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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