Tardtronic

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When you are a retard when it comes to electronics, computers, phones, palm pilots, ect...

I looked at Lexi as i fiddled with the remote unsuccessfully and said to her "I can't help that I'm Tardtronic." she frowned and asked "what's tardtronic?" "It's when you are retarded when it comes to electronics." i grinned and added "I just made that up."

Tardtronic by Annee_S May 6, 2009

tardtanic

when a retards attempt at hygene is destroyed by a giant bowel movement floating in the bath tub

"don't touch me tardtanic!"

tardtanic by bigtall March 23, 2008

Related Words

Tardtronic • tardtanic • Tardonics

Tardonics

The language of retards, or someone who speaks stupidly.

He's making no sense whatsoever. He's speaking Tardonics.

Tardonics by Broadacres January 17, 2011

Tardtanic

A windowed van, typically a Ford E-Series, used for transporting groups of retarded people from location to location. Can be seen parked outside mall food courts, zoos, parks, and any other place tards congregate.

A Tardtanic just pulled up to the food court entrance at the mall.

Tardtanic by xXXXXXXXXx March 26, 2020

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026