Tardtronic

When you are a retard when it comes to electronics, computers, phones, palm pilots, ect...

I looked at Lexi as i fiddled with the remote unsuccessfully and said to her "I can't help that I'm Tardtronic." she frowned and asked "what's tardtronic?" "It's when you are retarded when it comes to electronics." i grinned and added "I just made that up."

by Annee_S May 6, 2009

tardtanic

when a retards attempt at hygene is destroyed by a giant bowel movement floating in the bath tub

"don't touch me tardtanic!"

by bigtall March 23, 2008

Tardonics

The language of retards, or someone who speaks stupidly.

He's making no sense whatsoever. He's speaking Tardonics.

by Broadacres January 17, 2011

Tardtanic

A windowed van, typically a Ford E-Series, used for transporting groups of retarded people from location to location. Can be seen parked outside mall food courts, zoos, parks, and any other place tards congregate.

A Tardtanic just pulled up to the food court entrance at the mall.

by xXXXXXXXXx March 26, 2020