a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.
bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant
by soepicchill July 20, 2023
A nickname given to football players who share characteristics such as being effective only inside the six yard box ,who can’t dribble , can’t pass , do at least six step overs before getting dispossessed and then shout at the referee . Popularized by the all time great Portuguese tap-in merchant Cristiano Ronaldo.
A: you watched the game last ? Erling Halland scored again !! I think he’s better than Mbappe
B: he’s good ,,, but he’s just a Tap in merchant.
B: he’s good ,,, but he’s just a Tap in merchant.
by Sir Alex . October 11, 2021
Noah: Look, Penchester United is losing to young boys, 2-1.
Liam: Well, yooo can bet that Tapinaldo probably put that lone goal home; the tap in merchant strikes again!
Noah: OOOpahhh!
Liam: Well, yooo can bet that Tapinaldo probably put that lone goal home; the tap in merchant strikes again!
Noah: OOOpahhh!
by jimmy_was_a_stimulator September 14, 2021
Me: "The Mckeevers are such tap in merchants."
RustyDustyNail: "Yeah, they are almost as bad as penaldo."
RustyDustyNail: "Yeah, they are almost as bad as penaldo."
by Egberto Carlos February 01, 2022
A tap in merchant is a clinically genius player who uses his/her exquisite footwork to finish there dinner so to say, by this they score many goals
by Huh I like Milk October 15, 2020