When you start dating a crazy psycho heaux with kids right before the holidays hit and you come home to a fully decorated Christmas tree in your bachelor pad.

Dude, this chick Lance "isn't dating" tannenbaumed him the other night....

tannenbaumed by El Guapo Sanchez November 22, 2019

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tannenbaum

A hairy mole, usually found on the ass of an extremely fathooker.

A herpes blister.

Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.

tannenbaum by Mark C. Dizzle November 10, 2008

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tannenbaum

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.

Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.

tannenbaum by Eric D. Johnson January 7, 2007

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Tannenbomb

On the night before Christmas, taking a large dump under the Christmas tree.

Okay, who left that tannenbomb?

Tannenbomb by DHA0714 January 5, 2021

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