tannenbum

The UGLY side of a Christmas tree!

Turn that tree around.... you're showing it's tannenbum!

tannenbum by Charlie Tuna August 25, 2005

Tannenbum

The part of the christmas tree with no branches that you put against the wall of the room

Turn the tree around so the Tannenbum is against the wall

Tannenbum by olmcd September 5, 2009

Tannenbaum 

German word for "fir tree," often given to a Christmas tree.

I love to decorate my Tannenbaum every holiday season.

Tannenbaum by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 27, 2017

tannenbaumed 

When you start dating a crazy psycho heaux with kids right before the holidays hit and you come home to a fully decorated Christmas tree in your bachelor pad.

Dude, this chick Lance "isn't dating" tannenbaumed him the other night....

tannenbaumed by El Guapo Sanchez November 22, 2019

tannenbaum 

A hairy mole, usually found on the ass of an extremely fathooker.

A herpes blister.

Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.

tannenbaum by Mark C. Dizzle November 10, 2008

tannenbaum 

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.

Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.

tannenbaum by Eric D. Johnson January 7, 2007

Tannenbomb 

On the night before Christmas, taking a large dump under the Christmas tree.

Okay, who left that tannenbomb?

Tannenbomb by DHA0714 January 5, 2021