Definitions by DHA0714

Tannenbomb 

On the night before Christmas, taking a large dump under the Christmas tree.

Okay, who left that tannenbomb?

Tannenbomb by DHA0714 January 5, 2021

Mendicant 

A male beggar or panhandler. In the woke age, the opposite of Womendicant.

Mendicants and Womendicants can't be choosers.

Mendicant by DHA0714 January 5, 2021

Chippewa Smoke Signal 

When you fart in bed and then quickly fluff the blankets - like an American Indian sending a smoke signal - so that the smell rises and passes the nostrils of your significant other sleeping beside you.

Whew...that was one stinky Chippewa Smoke Signal you sent my way last night.

Chippewa Smoke Signal by DHA0714 November 28, 2014

White Christmas

A "White Christmas" or "Stocking Stuffer" is when you sneak downstairs on the night before Christmas - when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse - and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your penis, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.

I've been wet-dreaming of a White Christmas. I wonder what I got for a stocking stuffer!?

White Christmas by DHA0714 November 28, 2014