Tannenbaum

German word for "fir tree," often given to a Christmas tree.

I love to decorate my Tannenbaum every holiday season.

by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 27, 2017

Tannenbaum

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.

Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.

by Mark C-Dizzle December 28, 2006

tannenbaumed

When you start dating a crazy psycho heaux with kids right before the holidays hit and you come home to a fully decorated Christmas tree in your bachelor pad.

Dude, this chick Lance "isn't dating" tannenbaumed him the other night....

by El Guapo Sanchez November 22, 2019

tannenbaum

A hairy mole, usually found on the ass of an extremely fathooker.

A herpes blister.

Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.

by Mark C. Dizzle November 15, 2006

tannenbaum

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.

Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.

by Eric D. Johnson January 06, 2007

tannenbaum

A person who has sex with farm animals.

Someone caught in the act of fucking a chicken.

Whoa, that tannenbaum's fucking a sheep.

I walked in on my little brother fucking a chicken...he's a total tannenbaum.

Farmer: Stay away from my chickens you damn dirty tannenbaum!!!

by Boone Thompson January 22, 2007

tannenbaum eater

a tannenbaum eater is a term to call someone who's **german**

person 1: im german
person 2: wow you're such a tannenbaum eater!

by kornsuperfan May 17, 2023