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German word for "fir tree," often given to a Christmas tree.
I love to decorate my Tannenbaum every holiday season.
by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 27, 2017
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A hairy mole, usually found on the ass of an extremely fathooker.

A herpes blister.
Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.
by Mark C. Dizzle November 15, 2006
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A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.
Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
by Eric D. Johnson January 06, 2007
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A person who has sex with farm animals.

Someone caught in the act of fucking a chicken.
Whoa, that tannenbaum's fucking a sheep.

I walked in on my little brother fucking a chicken...he's a total tannenbaum.

Farmer: Stay away from my chickens you damn dirty tannenbaum!!!
by Boone Thompson January 22, 2007
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A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.
Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
by Mark C-Dizzle December 27, 2006
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