Tannenbaum
Tannenbaum by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 27, 2017
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tannenbaum
Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.
tannenbaum by Mark C. Dizzle November 10, 2008
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Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
tannenbaum by Eric D. Johnson January 7, 2007
tannenbaum
Whoa, that tannenbaum's fucking a sheep.
I walked in on my little brother fucking a chicken...he's a total tannenbaum.
Farmer: Stay away from my chickens you damn dirty tannenbaum!!!
I walked in on my little brother fucking a chicken...he's a total tannenbaum.
Farmer: Stay away from my chickens you damn dirty tannenbaum!!!
tannenbaum by Boone Thompson December 10, 2008
Tannenbaum
Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
Tannenbaum by Mark C-Dizzle December 12, 2008
tannenbaum eater
tannenbaum eater by kornsuperfan May 17, 2023
The Royal Tannenbaum
Receiving the act of oral fellatio while indulging your pallet with Domino's Cheesy Bread as paid for by the current fellatio artist. Similar to the "Blumpkin" however you ingest food instead of expel.
The Royal Tannenbaum:
Male: Hey are you drunk?
Female: YA! Lets make out!
Male: Okay!
*make out make out*
Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!
Male: Umm yea kinda...
(assuming she meant oral sex)
Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's
...20 min later...
Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!
Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!
Male: Hey are you drunk?
Female: YA! Lets make out!
Male: Okay!
*make out make out*
Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!
Male: Umm yea kinda...
(assuming she meant oral sex)
Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's
...20 min later...
Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!
Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!
The Royal Tannenbaum by T-sauce April 19, 2009
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