by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 27, 2017
Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
by Mark C-Dizzle December 28, 2006
When you start dating a crazy psycho heaux with kids right before the holidays hit and you come home to a fully decorated Christmas tree in your bachelor pad.
by El Guapo Sanchez November 22, 2019
Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.
by Mark C. Dizzle November 15, 2006
Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
by Eric D. Johnson January 6, 2007
Whoa, that tannenbaum's fucking a sheep.
I walked in on my little brother fucking a chicken...he's a total tannenbaum.
Farmer: Stay away from my chickens you damn dirty tannenbaum!!!
I walked in on my little brother fucking a chicken...he's a total tannenbaum.
Farmer: Stay away from my chickens you damn dirty tannenbaum!!!
by Boone Thompson January 22, 2007
Receiving the act of oral fellatio while indulging your pallet with Domino's Cheesy Bread as paid for by the current fellatio artist. Similar to the "Blumpkin" however you ingest food instead of expel.
The Royal Tannenbaum:
Male: Hey are you drunk?
Female: YA! Lets make out!
Male: Okay!
*make out make out*
Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!
Male: Umm yea kinda...
(assuming she meant oral sex)
Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's
...20 min later...
Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!
Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!
Male: Hey are you drunk?
Female: YA! Lets make out!
Male: Okay!
*make out make out*
Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!
Male: Umm yea kinda...
(assuming she meant oral sex)
Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's
...20 min later...
Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!
Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!
by T-sauce April 19, 2009