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tankmanz 

That tiktok person who no one knows but you always see
"ayo that tankmanz guy is on my fyp again"
"Rip lmao"
tankmanz by Tankmanz May 27, 2021
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A very cool character from Newgrounds (a site that he is the mascot of) that appears in the series "Tankmen" made by JohnnyUtah. He also starred in Friday Night Funkin' (week 7), and people with an IQ under 70 think he is from FNF.
Jake: What was that cartoon by JohnnyUtah called?
Andre: Oh yeah, it's called "Tankmen", also featuring the Newgrounds mascot, tankman.
Tankman by epic135 May 20, 2021
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basically the mascot of newgrounds, this character was featured in week 7 of fnf, so some dumb people with 5 IQ think it came from there
Man 1: yoo have you heard of tankman from newgrounds
Man 2: isnt tankman from fnf
Man 1: *pulls out ak*
Tankman, Newgrounds Current Mascot. also Has a series... And Appears in Week 7 of Friday Night Funkin, a rhythm game by ninjamuffin99
Tankman is pretty cool
Tankman by Daniel is sus June 3, 2021
Cock joke
I'm facing a terrible predicament captain..

Whats that steve?
COCK JOKE
-Tankman and steve
for fuck's sake, his name is Sergeant John Captain, not tankman. Tankman is just the name of week 7.
Person 1: Hey dude, im playing the new week 7 on newgrounds. the guy on the left is named "tankman" right?
Person 2: Dude no, his name is Captain
Person 1: no dude, that sounds stupid
Person 2: what do you call the dude in week 6?
Person 1: uhhh... Senpai? duh
Person 2: im fucking surprised you didn't call him "Hating Simulator ft. Moawling"
Tankman by namesarehard69 July 26, 2021
The name given to people who simp for cartoon fictional mums.
Person 1: Oh I love this fictional character-
Person 2: Oh so you’re a TankMan?
TankMan by FryTheMan April 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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