tangle bang

A polite way to say "cluster fuck" when you can't/don't cuss.
Definition: When chaos ensues, nothing seems to go right and/or doing something clumsily.

"did you see the play the Alabama offense tried to pull?" - " Yeah that was a complete tangle bang! Go Dawgs!"

"so did you guys finally make out?" - "uggh, it was such a tangle bang, he couldn't even get my bra off"

"did you see the big wreck at Talladega this weekend?" "Yeah that was a complete tangle bang"

tangle bang by E~Love March 16, 2023

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tangler bangler

A burger commonly served at Perkins especially delicious at 2:00am

On Tuesday october 21st I enjoyed the hell out if my tangler bangler

tangler bangler by bfunk3542 October 21, 2009

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wang banging schlong tangler

When 2 men lock weiners in a battle to the death.......with dicks.

Matt Hoeber is a wang banging schlong tanglin champion after his triumphant victory over Ed Dufrane!!!

wang banging schlong tangler by Chancelor Leggio December 5, 2003

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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