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Tangalog 

A derogatory portmanteau of "tanga" (Filipino word for "stupid") and Tagalog (the regional people that uses the language of the same word). Often used in international imageboards to annoy anonymous Filipino speaking in Filipino (i.e. Tagalog) on an English-majority posting thread.
Filipino 1: Alam nyo ba, nakakain at nagsex kami ng GF ko kagabi. Share ko lang.

Filipino 2: Do you think we care or ask for your opinion, Tangalog monkey?
Tangalog by BravoBravoBravo666 November 18, 2023
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tangalog 

tristan celajes
hi tangalog
tangalog by trababy June 30, 2024

tangalog 

/tanga•log/

(noun) A Filipino with Tagalog speaking language who lives typically in Luzon island, Philippines mainly Metro Manila known for being stupid at any things.

—tanga means stupid, log from the word Tagalog.

—origin: those who lives near a riverbank.
1. So many tangalogs on the internet.
tangalog by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024

Tangalog 

People mainly from Luzon who are stupid and insecure at everything, tangang taga-ilog.

They ran out of rivers because they're dumb enough and now adapted to live in canals, hence the term

"Tangalog sakanal"
Person 1: Parreh we ran out of ilogs now here omg
Person 2: Anong pakeelam ko edi tumira ka sa kanal
person 1: Bright idea parreh doon now gonna live
Person: Tangalog amp... 🥀

Tangalog syndrome

A chronic linguistic disorder found mostly among native Luzon folks who proudly feast on pagpag like it’s gourmet meal prep, yet suddenly feel the need to speak in English halfway through a sentence just to sound smart, deep, or “relate-worthy.” Brain cells switch languages mid-thought because Tagalog wasn't dramatic enough, and English wasn't complete.
I was literally so gutom so I ate two plates of kanin like walang bukas omg I'm still hungry fr no cap Geng Geng(tondo mongoloid clan).

I think I'm having a tangalog syndrome.

Tangalope 

A cantaloupe with a hole drilled into it so that you can fuck it.
"I just bought a cantaloupe today. I'm going to make a Tangalope."
Tangalope by el Rey Cianuro May 7, 2010
Dialect spoken by many Luzon-based Filipinos. Tagalog is generally regarded as the lingua franca among Filipinos at home and abroad, but there are several other dialects spoken across the archipelago, and there is some sensitivity about treating Tagalog as definitively "Filipino."

Also refers to the ethnicity of Tagalog-speaking natives. One theorized origin of the word is "taga-ilog," meaning "from the river."
The Tagalogs speak Tagalog.
tagalog by Pau January 3, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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