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Tanama Goggles 

after being at tan(all girls camp) for a few weeks, any guy who works there, or comes into the camp would be considered a sex god. girls going crazy over him, and thinking that he's the best looking guy in the world; the truth? he's actually pretty ugly, but the deprivation of not seeing real guys for a couple weeks gets to the girls.

"tanama goggles" makes a guy who would be average or slightly ugly in real life SUPER hot
it would be like taking clay aiken or jacob hoggard (lead singer of hedley)
and making him live at all girls camp
the girls would go crazy
because of "tanama goggles"
they would make him look like
taylor lautner or ashton kutcher
- attractive when he actually isn't remotely attractive
Tanama Goggles by tanl<3ver2009 December 19, 2009
Has a literal bush on his head, and can get any girl he wants.
Brian: “holy shit, he is such a Tangamala.
Tangamala by brxan :) July 28, 2020
Man...that girl is a total tanram! so beautiful.
tanram by toasterbagel September 25, 2011

tanfastic 

Great speed tanning establishment or body tan
i went to the sunbeds the other day to top up my tan before i went on holiday, it only took 3 minutes...i look tanfastic.
tanfastic by Victoria O'Mara January 28, 2006

tanjaminium 

When a girls vagina is angled.
"Bro that bitch had a tanjaminium pussy at 70 degrees I swear"

tanamarie 

fake. straight hoe. dont trust at all.
jake: to be honest im just trying to fuck.

tanamarie: okay lets go.
tanamarie by honesty420 June 3, 2018