tan dick

The result of masturbating too much to the point that your dick has changed color; a tan color or darker hue; self mutilation; rubbing your genitals until they are raw;

John: Matt's dick is sooooo tan!
Chris: Well yea he jerks it six times a day!
John: We should call him Dikembe Mu-tan-dick!!
Chris: Because he has a tan dick!

by steve analton February 18, 2012

Tokyo tan dick

A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.

Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.

by Boooka December 7, 2019

dick tan

the process of tanning your penis, common on nude beaches

Yo dude, can I see that sick dick tan you were talking about?

by JuiceJosh July 20, 2020