tampura

Horrible tasting Japaneese food. So bad, it reminds one of deep fried tampon.

Jenny was a terrible cook especially when she served her seaweed logs and tampura.

by Jimmy Dink November 26, 2021

tamura

Hot ass motherfather from a vey child friendly anime. Bad boy vibes. He also likes licking napes.

Jessica: "Have u seen that guy that is best friends with that pink-haired guy?"
David: "Tamura-senpai?! Of course!!"

by hotassfox January 9, 2021

tempura take out

rough sex with an asian woman, but not too rough, just "lightly battered"

I went tempura take out on Kai-Lans ass and she liked it.

by Tobias69 March 16, 2010

Tempurasus

Some gay whore who gets mad at people jokingly calling him a pedo

Guy: Tempurasus is dumb
Girl: Yes he is

by Nasgubbo September 3, 2022

Kaipo Tamura

The most power turtle ever.

Kaipo Tamura, you beast!

by ahhh shet April 22, 2011

tempura chick

/ˈtɛmpərə chik/
noun
1. flaky Japanese woman dipped in horseshit sauce; superficially nice

Word Origin
from Japanese and English: literally “fried Japanese seafood girl”

Kevin: Hey Miyu-san! What's up?
Miyu-san: Hey. I'm listening jazz. It very popular in Japan.
Kevin: That's cool, I like jazz. Mostly lounge.
Miyu-san: Have you been New Orleans? I wanna go so bad with my friends, I wish someone could take us!
Kevin: Yeah, I've been. Say, since I'm moving in 3 weeks, let's go 2 weekends from now. It's one last time to see each other!
Miyu-san: YES! That is great. It's good idea. I wanna go!

next week
Kevin: Hey, I've been making plans for the trip. Any ideas?
Miyu-san: Yeah. I wanna go this jazz lounge. Make a reservation, please. Oh. Also, make hotel reservation, we will pay back.
Kevin: Nice, you are positive about going?
Miyu-san: Yeah. I cannot wait. And we want gin and tonic for car. Can you?
Kevin: Haha,sure!

next week
Kevin: Miyu-san, I'm on my way to pick you guys up. I've been driving for an hour already, I'll be there in thirty. I've got the gin!
Miyu-san: Oh. My dog wet the floor yesterday. I have to clean. And I'm fighting my roommate. I cannot go. And the other girls have a reason they cannot go, but I won't say.
Kevin: Wh...What? Miyu, are you serious?
Miyu: It is okay. No need to feel sorry for us. We will go next weekend.
Kevin: But.. the reservations.. and I'm moving next weekend..
Miyu: It's okay, don't worry about us! We will be okay!
Kevin: You stupid, flaky Saigon whore, I know you understand what you're doing.
(googles "flaky Japanese")
..ohh... she's a tempura chick.

by Daggom February 13, 2015

tempura house

A Shelter, or place of refuge for women who have been abused lightly

A place for lightly battered women

Bar tender: i see the wife let you out tonight
Man: no, shes at the tempura house for the evening
Bartender: like the japanese restauraunt down the street?
Man: No the shelter for women who have been lightly battered

lolcats?

by BO$$HOG March 14, 2011