taliwags

stupid little hairs that never seem to grow any longer that might restrict your vision especially when playing sports and the wind blows.

I'm having problems playing today because these taliwags keep getting in my eyes!

by Poopsie and Peepsie July 16, 2008

taliwags

stupid little hairs that never seem to grow any longer that might restrict your vision especially when playing sports and the wind blows.

I'm having problems playing today, these stupid taliwags keep getting in my eyes!

by Poopsie and Peepsie July 28, 2008

taliwagger

An extra curricular penis that grows out of a pig's butthole.

"Abby! Greg found a taliwagger hanging out of Jimmy's butt! Poor jimmy."

by Jimmy's grandpa April 23, 2017