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Talking dog 

A app where you talk to a lazy dog revived by a black man saying do you love god? 3 times until he replied no.
Black guy(speed)do you love god? (Talking dog) no.
Talking dog by Talking dog(Ben) April 22, 2022

Talking Ben The Dog 

Talking ben the dog

Taking the dog to the park 

There are those who enjoy taking the dog to the park
Man, Tom was so drunk last night - he took the dog to the park.

Taking the dog for a walk 

A person, getting out their penis, and normally proceeding to engage in a sexual act or masturbation.
Commonly given as an excuse to leave and masturbate.
Oh, Jeff is taking the dog for a walk tomorrow with Oliver
I'll be back in 5 minutes, just taking the dog for a walk

Talking Shit Dogs

A common Phrase originating from the phrase ' Yipping Dogs ', most commonly practiced or used after someone says something, which seems highly unbelievable, one would replay ' What is that i hear ....it's a .... it's a ....O, its a talking shit dog! ' , implying your disbelief in the previous statement.
Dude i just got a 30 man kill streak, only with grenades! ... wait ... wait ...whats that i hear ? ... O YES !.... its the talking shit dogs !

Taking the Dog to Hell

Performing an extremely arduous and demanding task that has to be done.
College Student: "I'm about to start my senior thesis. I already know I'm gonna be taking the dog to hell with that one."
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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