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Tankfest 

a festival of sorts where noble men(and women) gather and drink excessive amounts of alcohol or beer, or both
-hey man you ready for the tankfest at daves?

yeah man we are going to get fucking plastered!

-dude we need or organize a tankfest this weekend..
yeah sounds good where should we host such an activity?

-(on phone) dude get to so and so's house its a goddamn tankfest!

-man last nights tankfest was fucking bonkers. i think i blew chunks like 6 times.
Tankfest by dahmerrr January 19, 2010
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talcfest 

When a group of people who are nicer then nice descend upon a function spreading loveliness allover the place,
Omg look at that family coming over here there so lovely,, it's a talcfest of loveliness,,
talcfest by Spenna December 20, 2017

talkfastash 

My favorite mutual EVER. She’s so funny. When I think of her, I think of the pink text she uses. SHES SO NICE AND AMAZING. I JUST LOVE BEING MUTUALS WITH HER.
Yoooo @talkfastash is the best mutual ever
talkfastash by superb1oom June 2, 2021

talkfastash 

the sexist mf alive with the best content ever. a little boy obsessed but it’s okay they pull it off!!
yo talkfastash is the biggest 5sos stan ever !!
talkfastash by spinachcum June 1, 2021

tankfest 

To get drunk as shit as to grow a beer belly.
tankfest by Hassin August 26, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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