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talk show 

an opportunity for people to confess to millions of viewers what they would be ashamed to admit to their next-door neighbors.
i'm soo ashamed of cheating on my husband with my brother, i have to confess on the Jerry Springer show!
talk show by fredo October 22, 2003

talk show 

An enterprise that created the fool.
Chuck D: Talk show created the fool.
Professor Griff: blah blah big screen tv... ...BET... I really wish I was cool.
talk show by Danny Peterson February 2, 2004

talk show 

Daytime televison created to entertain the ignorant, uneducated, unemployed and unindustrious while the rest of us are out working for a living.
The talk show in America has become the soul cause of propagnda, lies and stupidity in our society.

talk show cow

Those fat, ugly, trailer trash women on talk shows, like "Jenny Jones", "Jerry Springer" and "Maury", always bitching about who's the father of their babies.
Another talk show cow bitches about her stupid problems.

talk show host 

A person who hosts a show or they would generally sit down with a guest and talk with them and make jokes that aren't funny and do a couple skits to try to entertain the audience.
Do you know Jimmy Fallon the talk show host?

talk show cow

Those fat bitches on Jerry Springer who have secret love affairs with their sister/brother/mother/father.
Jerry: Why do you sleep with your sister you TALK SHOW COW!?
Cow: I lover her Jerry! We're gonna adopt a baby together. *starts making out with sister*
talk show cow by Poopsy July 6, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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