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Talan is the ruler of the Universe. You better not even breathe out disagreement, or he may strike you down right there, heathen.

Oh man, Talan kicks so much ass it isn't even funny. Just the other day these little brats were laughing and he just walks over there and smites them with his kickass mauls. It was pretty funny, actually.

This one time, I was riding and with Talan, and he just jumps his car off of a cliff. I wet myself, but he just laughed and did a few flips and then the car slammed into the ground. He was alright though, since he is so killer. But I had to go to the hospital. It sucked.
"I'm going to do a talan and kick that guy in the nuts and rip out his spleen."

"Talan is the ruler of the universe."
talan by Nottalan April 29, 2005
Related Words
talaun • talan • tajaun • talana • talanna • talahni • Talaina • talanah • Talayna • Taraun
Talani is usually a beautiful girl with big brown eyes. She's a sweetheart and put other needs before hers. Everyone who comes in contact with her, usually falls in love,but don't take her kindness for a weakness. Talani has a heart of a lion. She's brave and outspoken. When she feel, she's under attack, she'll go to war for what's hers.
Talani was named "Highly Favored" in high school
Talani by QUEEN.BEE July 31, 2015
1. noun. A person who is reminscient of a weasel. A backstabber. A traitor. Yet despite this obvious fact he does very silly things and makes many people laugh without trying. Liable to befriend people and blurt out their innermost secrets at innoppurtune moments. As a direct result no women have interest in pusuing a relationship with him. And no men take him seriously.
He told everyone? What a Tayaun!
Tayaun by WeaselStomper July 10, 2009
Talan is funny,intelligent,and caring.And he is a good basketball player
I wish I was Talan he is the man.
Talan by Datking May 22, 2018
a normal person who will most likely kick your ass if you talk shit about him but is really cool to get to know
don't mess with that kid he is a Talan
Talan by adaptations May 5, 2009

talan lyons 

Talan Lyons Is A Sexy Abbed Person Who While Take Your Girl when he wants he will kick your A$$ if u mess with his girl Plays lots of sports Musceled like the rock
oh man I wish I was a Talan Lyons
talan lyons by Ikr He's a bada$$ April 25, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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