Lyons

The last name of only the finest, smartest and most beautiful people in North America and Europe. it is also one of the biggest cities in Frog land

Girl 1: look at that hot piece of man!

Girl 2: Wow! he must be a Lyons!

by past da bentley July 17, 2009

Lyons

The surname of a family of strong, athletic, and intelligent Irish people

“That kid good at sports?”
“He’s a Lyons of course he is...”

by YooooooBroooooo April 29, 2019

Lyons

a franchise of fine dinning, located in many cities

who is down for some Lyons tonight?

by tweek December 19, 1999

Lyons

To incessantly carry at least one oral disease or sickness requiring medication and spreading it to unsuspecting underage girls at clubs.

"Whoa, that's a nasty scab there..." "Yeah, I got a bad case of the Lyons."

by Papp April 15, 2005

Lyons

Lie-ons - noun- A spare pair of underwear carried around by a person that frequently defecates in one’s pants in inopportune places.

Had the man been carrying a Lyons with him at the Carolina Panthers game, a severe crisis could have been avoided.

by Third Eye Bandito November 12, 2009

lyons

A.) A virgin who is prone to premature ejaculation during the very very VERY early stages of sex (Like still fully clothed).

B.) A bad haircut.

C.) Ejaculates all over the place in broad daylight. (May need plastic sheeting if a Lyons is present)

I Lyonsed myself last night!!

by lockjaw princess January 20, 2011

Lyons

A painful a rapid anal evacuation by Taino Indians after ingesting large amounts of Hiatian soup with copious portions of Hot Sauce.

Ernest site some spicy soup and has a case of the Lyons!

by Billie "The Animal" McLaine February 6, 2021