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takowa is a brave, semi kind, intelligent, beautiful person who loves to laugh in spite of seriousness and is charming she can be pushy at times and a tad overdramatic but that what makes you truly love her she tries to be positive and is always thankful and the more you know her the more you love her she has stunning eyes and a downwards pointed nose that just sits at the best angle and is simply just perfect she has a clear complexion and her lips rest on each other proportionally and she always tries her best and can never tell a lie
how are you so self aware?
takowa let me know
takowa by Norah (extremecerealaddict) November 21, 2021
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Takodachi 

A creature from the ancient ruins. Once known as people of an ancient civilization, they've now been taken in by the priestess Ninomae Ina'nis. They're just cute purple blobs.
"Are you one of the Takodachis?

No, I don't follow Ninomae Ina'nis."
Takodachi by riilumiere January 15, 2022

camp takota 

A film starring Youtube stars Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart and Hannah Hart in which the girls' beloved childhood camp is under threat from the technology-obsessed Jared who wishes to "update" the place. The stars fight back, and find love along the way. Obviously that love is with each other and no one else because they ship Hartsquaredbig and what's that sorry I can't hear you over the canons and by that I mean it is canon bye
Me: Have you seen Camp Takota yet?
Friend: No what is it
Me *Gives you the ring finger*
Friend: What are you-
Me: You're not worth the middle finger.
Friend What the f-
Me: You'd get it if you wATCHED THE DAMN MOVIE

Me: Camp Takota was made independently by three young women who specialise in new media and through online download sales alone the movie broke even within 4 days.
Friend: Sounds good. Is there a link to watch it for free? I don't wanna pay for it
Me:
Me:
Me: *dials number* Yes hello, Gil? Imma need you to cut a bitch.
camp takota by ceilingnose July 13, 2014

takoma park 

Takoma Park is a fuckin SWEET hippy town. lots of TREES!, chill spots, parks, and blaaazers young and old. a place where you can walk to all your friends houses, smoke on every street, and enjoy the environment.
x: damn, where should we smoke??
l: well, we can hotbox at the christian school, smoke on the roof, at spring park, opal D's, Westmoreland park, jna busses, the college, the woods, the gazeebo, piney branch, sligo, fuck lets just do it here, its Takoma Park.
takoma park by Flinz October 4, 2005
The Tagowan are an ethnic group of Caucasian, East Asian, and African descent. They were a voyaging tribe in the early 1000s, thus there descendants are scattered throughout the world. The biggest concentrations of Tagowan people are found in small cities in South Africa, Canada, and the United States. Although historians argue where the group originated from, the Tagowan have no homeland of their own, similar to the Gypsies of Eastern Europe and the Hmong people of Asia near Vietnam. The Tagowan typically have fair to tan skin, but they have fine hair and an eye shape similar to their Asian ancestors. They resemble their African ancestors most in stature, typically being on the taller side with broad or muscular builds. They are the second wealthiest minority ethnic group today, only behind the Jewish people.
“It’s funny. Most people think my parents are Asian and white. I say ‘No, I’m Tagowan.” And they say, ‘But you’re from South Africa. Aren’t you African?’ I get those questions all the time. Ethnicity is a confusing thing to some. I’m actually the second most famous Tagowan person in the media. Mario Lopez being the first, but he’s only half.” - Elon Musk
Tagowan by EthnicHistorian July 6, 2020
Takora will almost always have a hard time opening up to others because she’s been hurt before, she gets attached too easily without even realizing it. She will always look out for friends and family in the face of adversity because she knows what it feels like to feel alone or betrayed. She has a very bad attitude but if you are patient with her she’ll eventually grow out of it.
“Wait so did you hear about Takora’s new boyfriend?”
Takora by Hdidbdbdud November 6, 2018
Takwa is a kinda caring girl, she I beautiful she thinks draco is cute.
Every boy called youssef likes her.

Don't take it seriously it’s a j.o.k.e
Guy: wow she is very cute

Girl: I wish I was her

I wish I’m takwa
Takwa by Youssef102 October 5, 2020
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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