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takin’ a turd 

Another way of saying taking a shit.
I’m in here takin’ a turd!

Takin' A Stu 

Completely wasting valuable time by taking a nap after getting 10 hours of sleep because you're too much of a little girl to, God forbid, go to bed past 12.
Chris: What's he doing?
Michael: Oh just takin' a stu.
Chris: Typical, what a piece of shit.
Takin' A Stu by zaxeZra October 16, 2009

Takin' a number three 

Masturbating in any bathroom.

ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.
hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....

hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three
Takin' a number three by M.C.Murphy October 16, 2009

Takin' a Trump 

When the human body's digestive branch makes a motion to defecate. Then, after acting upon the motion, the results are much more foul, odious and disgusting than originally thought. The regret is so palpable as to be almost unbearable. The aftermath leaves one's sphincter weak, flappy and violated.
After that chili cook off, I thought my trip to the head would be a routine drop off; instead I wound up Takin' a Trump. Sad!
Takin' a Trump by popmafioso1 March 21, 2017

takin' a smokey 

When you are waiting to kill time after you get to work and drop a duece and getting paid for it.
Man that Homie be ALWAYS be Takin' A Smokey everytime he clocks into work.
takin' a smokey by knightman23 April 13, 2014

Takin a meep 

The act of relaxing by mindlessly scrolling through social media (specifically Tiktok) with the intention of not being interrupted. Takin a meep requires the same respect and standard as taking a nap.
Friend: “What are you doing tonight?”
Me: “Just planing on going home and takin a meep.”
Takin a meep by Grae_hman September 8, 2023
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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