Definitions by M.C.Murphy

Takin' a number three 

Masturbating in any bathroom.

ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.

hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....

hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three

Takin' a number three by M.C.Murphy October 16, 2009