Takes the piss
Makes fun of
Takes the piss by Patrick Albert May 29, 2004
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take the piss
take the piss by nyqs81 September 28, 2005
take the piss
To tease mercilessly or in such a way no one would believe you or to treat someone badly in order to get what you want.
1. (British & Australian very informal) to make a joke about someone or to make someone look silly (often + out of ) They always take the piss out of her because she's a Barry Manilow fan. 'You should wear miniskirts more often - you've got the legs for them.' 'Are you taking the piss?' (British & Australian very informal!)
2. (British & Australian very informal) to treat someone badly in order to get what you want Four pounds an hour is taking the piss. £50 for that old thing? That's just taking the piss.
2. (British & Australian very informal) to treat someone badly in order to get what you want Four pounds an hour is taking the piss. £50 for that old thing? That's just taking the piss.
take the piss by Devilish69 September 29, 2013
take the piss out of someone
to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.
From the movie Snatch:
"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"
Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)
Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!
Boris: Fuck you!
Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)
"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"
Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)
Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!
Boris: Fuck you!
Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)
take the piss out of someone by Roberto y Maria September 13, 2011
take the piss
"My physics prof makes us go to 2 labs a week, and half the time we just end up using them to help him mark papers. He really takes the piss."
take the piss by Eversion April 15, 2005
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